From then to this week is a blur. Adam pulled his groin hauling ass carpet to the alley so he skipped yoga and prepared for floor sanding by taping up all the electrical sockets and 20+ canned lights. Both sets of parents saw the house + Mrs. Neill saw the house: don’t know what order or when. Did I say it’s a blur?

Above are the floors prior to staining. Electric outlets + ceiling lights are wrapped as a protection from sawdust.

Tuesday: Jenny and Matt convinced me to get my floors done professionally. Got three estimates, 2 from Polish men named Stanley, one of whom got the job. They started sanding Friday and will be done on Wed. I found Stanley from Angie’s List.

Friday: rented a carpet shampooer and bought an ice pick. Adam cleaned the basement carpet while I deiced the sidewalks. For breaks we swooned over the newly sanded and dark stained floors. I did laundry which was a mistake because I learned the return vent is in the living room which was the main room being stained. The result: fumed smelling clothes. Gross.

Saturday: warm! 9am jog with the girls. They did 3 miles with me like there wasn’t any winter break. While Adam continued to shampoo the carpet in the basement, I shoveled a winter’s worth of snow from the front of the garage door. Our next door neighbor Miguel and his daughters took pity on me and kindly helped me finish the job. Did I mention that our garage is lower than grade + invested with rats = melting snow was flooding into the garage, mixing with rat feces then flooding back out into the alley? I had no choice but to move the snow away from the garage. By the end of the job I wanted to bleach my skin and burn my clothes.

• Remove existing trash from property including curtains, furniture, dishes, food, misc.
• Remove carpet from the attic
• Carpet shampoo the basement
• Remove quarter rounds from baseboards
  
• Sand + stain wood floors in the living room, 2 bedrooms + hallway
• Clean windows of paint + 2 other types of goo, then caulk
• Spackle, sand, prime and paint living room + 2 bedrooms
• Ongoing nightmare will be the garage: exterminate + rebuild

Above, an unforeseen washing machine breakdown.

The day we closed on the property was a Friday night, one which we spent consolidating the previous owners belongings and ripped out the dog-pee-stained-carpet from the attic. I got a little carried away and started removing all the electrical switch plates. Shortly after the Helliges came over with their cute little tool bag (we shortly got one too) to help us fix what I messed up.

Things you should do when working with electrical:

• Make sure that the power is off before you start! Find the circuit breakers and turn them off.
• If you forgot to turn off the power, do not touch a screw driver onto any parts of the electrical switch.
• Let someone else do the work unless you enjoy labyrinths + problem solving.

Previously we have had a great experience with Brunswick Electrical Corporation owned and run by Al Kanarowski.

[ Excited to paint the walls white ]

[ You can see more photographs of our work in progress here ]